troyesnugget:

thetroylerworshiphour:

troyesivan:

i still dont know what the frick nouns verbs and adjectives are

I will teach it to you in a way you may comprehend it easer: 

nouns: the booty itself

verbs: the booty doing things

adjectives: describe the booty

booty 101

beelzeburg:

This is… not any less creepy in daylight

tags: #what

(Source: bearandberry)

tags: #socks #fashion

forgottenprinceshadow:

sacredmoon123:

Imagine if in “Frozen” when Anna’s heart finally freezes, Elsa, horror struck and filled with grief began to hold her and sing a reprise version of “Do You Want to build a Snowman.”

Cause I feel like it’d go like this:

Elsa:

….Yes I wanna build a snowman….

…And ride our bikes around the halls…

…It’s because I cared for you….

…I hid from you…

…And now you took the fall…..

 

…I wanted to protect you….

…Now look at you…

…Frozen by my own hands….

 

*Pauses looking at her hands*

 

…Yes I wanna build a snowman…

…And play outside in all the snow…

…I wanted just to hold you close….

…Open up my door…

…Because I loved you most…

 

…I was always lonely….

…Not anymore…

…Cause now I can finally see…

 

…I want to build a snowman …

…One more time Anna please……….

*cries*

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that-girl-helen:

"actually, that was due today”

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(Source: jbkats)

karrdnoir:

primadonna-hustler:

pugsies:

Scene Queens: Where Are They Now?

Episode One

Holy shit.

YAAAAAS

braingremlin:

paradiseprogram:

mommunist:

unff

jesus christ

why do they all type like this

tags: #eww

couple-of-dumbasses:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

*history teachers crying*

(Source: felixdawkins23)

Anthony Mackie being the first black superhero (and making Bill O’Reilly uncomfortable) on Jimmy Fallon.

(Source: saintbucky)

kawaiisharkchan:

2 Fast: a Disney Channel Original Movie

what if you met yourself…FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE?? Pietro Maximoff thinks he just has when he meets a mysterious boy from a rival school at a track meet.

they look nothing alike, act nothing alike, and have absolutely nothing to do with each other. but both of them are……………….2 FAST!!!!!

based on this post

youre welcome nifty america

tags: #what

piertotum-locomottor:

little-red-riding-cock:

brispeak:

Post-It Notes from a Stay-At-Home Dad.

These were all very entertaining :P

I love how he calls his wife “permanent roommate”

at least my coworker is hot

(Source: lohanofficial)

thebicker:

wocinsolidarity:

blackpowerisforblackmen:

Please sign the petition to stop her deportation! 70,792 people have already signed this petition. We’re almost at the goal of 75,000 signatures. 

SIGNAL BOOST

(ETA: Seems you can only sign from the UK; definitely share if you have followers there!)

tags: #important #hayley

gastrogoodies:

Salted Caramel Twix Parfaits

tags: #food #ashley

(Source: inelegantivy)

tags: #pffffffft #wtf